Anime Characters Who’d Definitely Ghost You After One Date (and You’d Still Thank Them) 💔👻✨

 

Let’s be real. Some anime characters have ✨“I’ll ruin your life and then disappear into the night”✨ energy.

And for some reason? We still simp. Hard.
Here’s a list of characters who would ghost you, leave you emotionally unstable, and you'd still be like: “He’s just misunderstood 😭.”

1. Gojo Satoru – Jujutsu Kaisen
Ghosting level: 🕶️💅 “Oops, forgot I had a mission in another dimension.”
He’s hot, tall, powerful… and emotionally unavailable on 47 levels.
He'd flirt with you at 8PM and vanish into a sparkly void by 9. You’d never hear from him again unless you randomly see him on a billboard.

2. Lelouch Lamperouge – Code Geass
Ghosting level: 🧠👑 “I faked my death for plot purposes.”
Lelouch would take you on an elegant, manipulative date, use you in a plan to overthrow a kingdom, and then “die.”
You’d find out months later it was all part of a 4D chess game and he never even remembered your name.
Still iconic tho.

3. Dazai Osamu – Bungou Stray Dogs
Ghosting level: 📖🖋️ “Disappeared mid-date to write tragic poetry about it.”
This man would quote something deep and dark, vanish, then send you a breakup haiku via carrier pigeon.
You’d cry, reread the poem, and frame it. Help.

4. Levi Ackerman – Attack on Titan
Ghosting level: 💔🚪 “Emotionally constipated and left mid-tea.”
He’d barely make it to the end of the date, nod once, say “Tch,” and never speak to you again.
You’d lie awake wondering if the “tch” meant he hated you or if it was just allergies.

5. Hisoka – Hunter x Hunter
Ghosting level: 🚫🚩 “You never should’ve been there anyway.”
If you survive the date, it’s already a win.
He’d ghost you just to make your trauma character development stronger.
Also, therapy. For you.

6. Houtarou Oreki – Hyouka
Ghosting level: 💤📚 “Too lazy to text back.”
He’d just… forget. Or sleep. Or get distracted by a weird mystery.
You’d overthink it, meanwhile he’s napping peacefully somewhere surrounded by books.

7. Ayanami Rei – Neon Genesis Evangelion
Ghosting level: 👁️🚪 “Emotionally distant from the womb.”
You'd go on a quiet, awkward date.
She’d vanish the next day and you'd write a sad playlist about her.
Bonus points if she clones herself and you never know who ghosted you.

8. Urahara Kisuke – Bleach
Ghosting level: 🎩🌀 “Vanishes with a hat tip and a pun.”
He’d flirt, tease, say something suspiciously wise, and then disappear in a cloud of science smoke.
You'd hear his laugh in the wind for weeks.

9. Sanji – One Piece
Ghosting level: 🍷💋 “Flirted with 6 other people mid-date.”
Sanji wouldn’t ghost on purpose… but he’d see another hot person and wander off mid-sentence.
You’d still give him 5 stars on Yelp for effort and the appetizers.

10. Yuno – Mirai Nikki
Ghosting level: 🔪👀 “Not ghosting… just hiding in your walls.”
This isn’t ghosting. It’s psychological warfare.
She’ll vanish from your texts and then casually appear outside your window with a smile.
Run.

Conclusion:

Sometimes, we don’t want healthy.
We want ✨mysterious, dangerous, emotionally unstable✨ fictional icons who'd break our hearts and disappear like fog.
Do we need therapy? Yes.
Will we continue to simp? Also yes. 🙃